Lyrics:

This is a journey into space
The names have been changed to protect the committee
So knock the wall down
Bring the drums in
Let's have a party

Pump up the bitter!
Shh! Testin’
Pump up the bitter!
Hey Geordie!
Have the Star Turn scratchers arrived yet?
Scratching.......
Hey, watch the record player bonnie lad
Pump up the bitter!
Pump up the bitter!
Scatting...............
Plays spoons...........
Indian singing.........

Can someone help Mrs Patel out?
She's having one of her funny turns
Thank you Geordi?
And Gunga Din
Crate of Brown to go
And Bomb the Bass
Hold it!
Hold the turn!
Hold it!
Hold th? turn!
Go!
Scatting...............
House in the bar
House call!
Let's boogie!
House call!
Scatting...............
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Keep the bar clear please!
Thank You

Shh! Order
Howay now
Settle down, settle down
Are we out of Pork Scratchings?
Pump up the bitter!
Pump up the bitter!
Pump up the bitter!
Brew it!
Scatting...............
Pump up the bitter!
Can you hear me at the back?
Pump up the bitter!
Scatting...............
All right girls, the male stripper’s arrived!
Pump up the bitter!
Pump it up!
Pump it up!
Pump it up!
Pump it up!
Pump it up!