Lyrics:

You've Sure Got A Real Nice Place
so Don't Take This The Wrong Way
but I Can Tell By Your Decorating Taste
you've Been Alone Too Long
you've Got More Candles Than A Midnight Mass
that Fancy Mirror Adds A Touch Of Class
but Do You Know How Good A Mounted Bass
would Look There On That Wall

[chorus]
you Need A Man Around Here
you Can't Do It All By Yourself
to Me It's Painfully Clear
that You Could Use A Little Help
someone To Kill The Spiders
change The Channel And Drink The Beer
seems To Me That You Sure Need
a Man Around Here

thumbing Through Your Stack Of Magazines
i Don't See A Maxim Or Field And Stream
i Haven't Been In A Room This Clean
since They Took My Appendix Out
well You've Gotta Be Kidding Me
don't Tell Me That Thing Is Your Tv
my Laptop's Got A Bigger Screen
baby, There Ain't No Doubt

[repeat Chorus]

someone To Kill The Spiders
and By The Way, You're Out Of Beer
seems To Me That You Sure Need
a Man Around Here
yeah, It Seems To Me That You Sure Need
a Man Around Here