Lyrics:

(Warren Zevon and Paul Muldoon) I was staying at the Marriott With Jesus and John Wayne I was waiting for a chariot They were waiting for a train The sky was full of carrion 'I'll take the mazuma' Said Jesus to Marion 'That's the 3:10 to Yuma My ride's here...' The Houston sky was changeless We galloped through bluebonnets I was wrestling with an angel You were working on a sonnet You said, 'I believe the seraphim Will gather up my pinto And carry us away, Jim Across the San Jacinto My ride's here...' Shelley and Keats were out in the street And even Lord Byron was leaving for Greece While back at the Hilton, last but not least Milton was holding his sides Saying, 'You bravos had better be ready to fight Or we'll never get out of East Texas tonight The trail is long and the river is wide And my ride's here' I was staying at the Westin I was playing to a draw When in walked Charlton Heston With the Tablets of the Law He said, 'It's still the Greatest Story' I said, 'Man, I'd like to stay But I'm bound for glory I'm on my way My ride's here...'