Lyrics:

I sit around and watch the tube
but nothings on
i change the channels for an hour or two
twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
i'm sick of all the same old shit
in the house with unlocked doors and i'm fucking lazy

bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
i'm so damn bored i'm going blind and i smell like shit

peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
i sure as hell can't do it by myself
i'm feeling like a dog in heat
barred indoors from the summer street
i locked the door to my own cell
and i lost the key

bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
i'm so damn bored i'm going blind and i smell like shit

i've got no motivation
where is my motivation
no time for my motivation
smoking my inspiration

i sit around and watch the phone
but no one's calling
call me pathetic
call me what you will
my mother says to get a job
but she don't like the one she's got
when masturbation's lost its fun
you're fucking breaking

bite my lip and close my eyes
take me away to paradise
i'm so damn bored i'm going blind
and lonliness has to suffice

bite my lip and close my eyes
tripping away to paradise
some say quit or i'll go blind
but its just a myth