Lyrics:

I'm just an ordinary
Same old, nothing new
I can tell you ordinary
Same old, nothing things

CHORUS:
Say something funny
Or say something smart
Say something clever
I would but you know I can't

I've got no intellectual inspiration
Wish I had some entertaining things
That I could say

CHORUS

I'm just an ordinary
Same old, nothing me
You know my eloquence is not quite
What it used to be

CHORUS

I would if I only could but you know I can't