Lyrics:

My funny Valentine
Sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable,
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you baby, are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me,
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day

Baby, don't change your hair for me

Is your figure less than greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, are you...Baby, are you smart?

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, why don't you stay?
Each day is Valentine's day
(scat) doo wee day

Every day is...
Every night is....
Every day..ooh ooh...