Lyrics:

When I woke up this morning, much to my surprise
The sun was going down and I was still alive
I looked into the mirror and according to my eyes
The martians have invaded, it's hopeless

I went to see my doctor to ask him what to do
Depending on the diagnosis
I said, 'Doc, I'm seeing double, and how are both of you?'
No cause for alarm, it's hopeless

You don't stand a chance
It's hopeless
Everybody dance!

Well, there's paradise and doomsday, it depends on which comes first
There's inner peace through meditation
There's optimists and pessimists, I don't know which is worse
But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow
It's hopeless

The solution has been dissolved
The crisis has been resolved
There's no need to change your plans
It's a hopeless situation

For tomorrow is another day
And everything will be okay
And by the way, it's hopeless
(hopeless)