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By Joe Walsh and Richard Starkey WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, MUCH TO MY SURPRISE, THE SUN WAS GOING DOWN AND I WAS STILL ALIVE. I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR AND ACCORDING TO MY EYES, THE MARTIANS HAVE INVADED, IT'S HOPELESS. I WENT TO SEE MY DOCTOR TO ASK HIM WHAT TO DO DEPENDING ON THE DIAGNOSIS. I SAID,