Lyrics:

Hello Cobain. Come On In. Floyd Observes My Hairy Chin.
sit Down In The Chair Don't Be Afraid. Steamed Hot Towel On My Face.

i Was Shaved. (X3)

barney Ties Me To The Chair. I Can't See I'm Really Scared.
floyd Breathes Hard, I Hear A Zip. Pee-Pee Pressed Against My Lips.

i Was Shaved. (X3)

i Sense Others In The Room. Opie, Aunt Be I Presume.
they Take Turns And Cut Me Up. I Die Smothered In Andy's Snot.

i Was Shave. (X3)