Lyrics:

You look cute in your battery cable jumper. And your railroad spiked heels. With your rearend dipped in rubber. Like a Goodyear without wheels. At the Sado County Auto Show...At the Sado County Auto Show. Can't be late ya gotta go! To the Sado County Auto Show. By your diamond headlights I can see. The tension almost seems. Then you blow a bubble and offer me your jellybean. The enamel of your mind is cracking. Your eyes fully like poached eggs. But I sure wish that I was jacking up the pulleys on those legs.