Lyrics:

Right Now He's Probably Slow Dancin' With A Bleached-Blond Tramp,
and She's Probably Getting Frisky...
right Now, He's Probably Buying Her Some Fruity Little Drink Cause She Can't Shoot Whiskey...

right Now, He's Probably Up Behind Her With A Pool-Stick, Showin' Her How To Shoot A Combo...

and He Don't Know...

i Dug My Key Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Suped Up 4 Wheel Drive,
carved My Name Into His Leather Seats...
i Took A Louisville Slugger To Both Head Lights,
slashed A Hole In All 4 Tires...

and Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats.

right Now, She's Probably Up Singin' Some
white-Trash Version Of Shania Karaoke..
right Now, She's Probably Sayin' 'i'm Drunk'
and He's A Thinkin' That He's Gonna Get Lucky,
right Now, He's Probably Dabbin'on 3 Dollars Worth Of That Bathroom Polo...
oh And He Don't Know Ohhh...

that I Dug My Key Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Suped Up 4 Wheel Drive,
carved My Name Into His Leather Seats,
i Took A Louisville Slugger To Both Head Lights,
slashed A Hole In All 4 Tires...

and Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats.

i Mighta Saved A Little Trouble For The Next Girl,
cause The Next Time That He Cheats...

oh, You Know It Won't Be On Me!

nooo... Not On Me...
cause I Dug My Key Into The Side Of His Pretty Little Suped Up 4 Wheel Drive,
carved My Name Into His Leather Seats...
i Took A Louisville Slugger To Both Head Lights,
slashed A Hole In All 4 Tires...

maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats.

ohh.. Maybe Next Time He'll Think Before He Cheats...

ohh... Before He Cheats... Ooooohhhhh....