Lyrics:

Oh
An incurable humanist you are
Oh
An incurable humanist you... are
Youu are
Youu are, are
Youu are
Oh
An incurable humanist you are
Oh
An incurable humanist
You-ou-ou-ou are-are-are-are
You-ou-ou-ou are-are-are-are

Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at a-a-all
Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at a-a-all
Let's go to the movies
Let's go to the movies
Nothing at a-a-all
Nothing at all
Nothing at a-a-all
Nothing at all
Oh

Oh
An incurable humanist you are
Oh
An incurable humanist
You-ou-ou-ou are-are-are-are
You-ou-ou-ou are-are-are-are

Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at a-a-all
Let's go to the movies
I will hum you a song about nothing at a-a-all
Let's go to the movies
Let's go to the movies
Nothing at a-a-all
Nothing at all
Nothing at a-a-all
Nothing at all
Oh

Sit down, class.
Open up your textbooks to page forty-two.
Porcupine-ology
Antler-ology
Car-ology
Bus-ology
Train-ology
Plane-ology
Mama-ology
Papa-ology
You-ology
Me-ology
Love-ology
Kiss-ology
Stay-ology
Please-ology

Let's study, class
Let's study
Class
Sit down

Love-ology
Love-ology
I'm sorry-ology
Forgive me-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
I'm sorry-ology
Forgive me-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
Let's study, class
Let's study, class
Love-ology
Let's study
Class
Sit down
Love-ology
Love-ology
I'm sorry-ology
Forgive me-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
I'm sorry-ology
Forgive me-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology
Love-ology

Oh
An incurable humanist you are
Oh
An incurable humanist you are
Oh
An incurable humanist you are
Oh
Oh
Oh-ohh
Forgive me
Forgive me
Forgive me-ology
Forgive me
Forgive me
Forgive me-ology
Forgive me
Forgive me
Forgive me-ology
Forgive me
Forgive me
Forgive me-ology
Forgive me
Forgive me
Forgive me-ology
Forgive me
Forgive me
Forgive me-ology