Lyrics:

Regular exposure to insecticide has caused me to break out in hives
I'm losing weight, I cannot wait till Saturday
'Cause Saturday, my tax deductions make me function like a blue collar
White collar? I don't know, so I gotta holler

"Oh! Oh, Goddamnit! I think I've lost it!
Oh God! Goddamnit, I think I've lost you!"

Anti-oxidants have got me causing accidents
Because my wine is spiked with pomegranite
If you've got just one, then slam it

"Oh! Oh, Goddamnit! I think I've lost it!
Oh God! Goddamnit, I think I've lost you!"

Shot down, it's just such a shame
I bet you feel no pain. Mercy!
Expect a rivalry
Shot down, it's just such a shame
I'm losing at this game. No fair!
Why don't you seem to care?
Lack of consequence has got me making decisions
Based upon truth or dare decision making
No faking
I end up taking karate
She's naughty, I call shotty!
My body will never live up to these expectations
I still make invitations

Oh! Oh, Goddamnit. I think I've lost it
Oh! God, Goddamnit. I think I've lost it
Oh! God, Goddamnit.

Shot down, it's just such a shame.
I bet you feel no pain. Mercy!
Expect a rivalry
Shot down, it's just such a shame.
I'm losing at this game. No fair!
Why don't you seem to care?

Oh! Oh Goddamnit.
I think I've lost it
And I think that I've lost you

Shot down, shot down it's just such a shame
I'd rather you feel no, more pain
Shot down, shot down it's just such a shame
I think that I am losing this game
Shot down, shot down it's just such a shame
I'd rather you feel no, more pain
Shot down, shot down it's just such a shame
I think that I am losing this game