Lyrics:

I got a machine
And I took over the world
In one weekend
I took over the world
With my machine
I did it because
I was looking for a project
And it was either
Take over the world or learn French
So I took over the world
And next weekend
I can learn French
I got a machine
And I took over the world
But nothing changed
That wouldn't be fair

Gordon Gano: vocal
Brian Ritchie: keyboards, theremin, short wave, upright bass, electronics

Recorded and Mixed by David Vartanian at DV's Perversion Room, Milwuakee, WI

??? Gorno Music reprinted with permission