A donkey and a chicken Set out on a mission To open up the barnyard gate The donkey and the chicken Found out what they'd been missing But not without a tragic twist of fate
Ice cream! Ice cream! Sweet, sticky, glorious ice cream Ice cream! Ice cream! Tastiest treat in the world
They chewed and they chomped They kicked and they stomped They ate and they ate some more They had so much fun
But when it was done Their bellies were terribly sore The donkey and the chicken Unfortunately sickened Heard the farmer call them home
But so much they had eaten They couldn't even meet him And had to sleep on the side of the road The end