Lyrics:

Calm down everyone we've heard
The water supply's got a few dead birds.
Two wooden nickels and a little time,
You'll be walking to the altar with a Mexican bride.

Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge,
Burning down the prairie on a victory barge.

For tonight keep the crime window closed.

Bag 'O Bones cursing at the spit he spat,
He was creep creep creepin' up the railroad track.
Tell his missus that mister's fine,
Keep her fingers crossed and her split tongue tied.

Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge,
Burning down the prairie on a victory barge.

For tonight keep the crime window closed,
For tonight keep the crime window closed.