Lyrics:

Just Want To Tell 'bout Martin
cause Nobody I Know's Got A Brother Like Him
as Kids We Could Never Be Parted
the Neighbours All Knew Us As The Terible Twins
at School Some Kids Where Always Looks For A Fight
and Martin Never Wanted A Fuss
ol' Big Mouth Brown Thought He's Push Us Around
being Three Year Older Than Us
so I Smash Him In The Teeth With A Cloakroom Stool
got Six Of The Best And Suspended From School

but It Was Worth With A Brother Like Martin
(Martin)
it Was Worth It With A Brother Like Him

we Used To Nick Motors For A Joy Ride
'till We Rammed A Black Mariah In This Xj 6
to Give My Brother Time To Get Clear
i Had To Punch A Few Policemen Before I Was Nicked
got Borstal For Taking And Driving Away
and Beating Up The Boys In Blue
but Martin Never Missed A Single Visiting Day
hitched From Clapham To Crewe
with All Me Racing Mags And The Little Bits Of News

smuggling In Ciggies And A Little Bit Of Booze

no One Ever Had A Brother Like Martin
no One Ever Had A Brother Like Him

look, People Get The Wrong Impression With Martin
i Know He Didn't Mix Much But He's No Snob
the Weekend I Got Out Of Remand Home
he Got Uncle Ruby To Find Me This Job
and Back At My Nan's He'd Repainted My Room
and Bought Me A Brand New Carpet
there Was All Me Old Records And Books On A Shelf
and A Secondhand Telly From The Market
you Can Get A Bit Hard When You've Been Inside
but I Hugged The Old Bastard And I Almost Cried

cos No-One Ever Had A Brother Like Martin
no-One Ever Had A Brother Like Him

(Cos No-One Ever Had A Brother Like Martin
no-One Ever Had A Brother Like Him)