Lyrics:

There was a guy from PEI they used to call Potato
He met this young Leamington, Ontario Tomato
But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy
So they said 'we'll let's get wed', no sense in being fussy
Big size, french fries, how they love tomatoes
So dress em' up with Heinz Ketchup
Ketchup loves potatoes (x2)
Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday
Saturday, they said okay we'll cut the cake on Sunday
But Sunday came and what a shame, they had no one to fetch it
Without a cake, they sat and ate potato chips and ketchup
Big size, french fries, how they love tomatoes
So dress em' up with Heinz Ketchup
Ketchup loves potatoes (x2)
So this guy from PEI they used to call Potato
He's got two boys and a little girl, two spuds and one tomato
They romp and run around Leamington
Boy when they get hungry, the bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country
Big size, french fries, how they love tomatoes
So dress em' up with Heinz Ketchup
Ketchup loves potatoes (x2)