Lyrics:

There was a guy from P.E.I. they used to call "Potato";
He met this young Leamington, Ontario tomato;
But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy;
So they said well "let's get wed, there's no sense bein' fussy"!

Baked sized french fries, how they love Tomatoes;
So dress 'em up with Heinz Ketchup-
Ketchup loves Potatoes!
Ketchup loves Potatoes!

Well, he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday.
Saturday they said "OK, we'll cut the cake on Sunday."
But Sunday came and what a shame, they had no one to fetch it;
Without a cake they just sat and ate potato chips and ketchup.

Baked sized french fries, how they love Tomatoes;
So dress 'em up with Heinz Ketchup-
Ketchup loves Potatoes!
Ketchup loves Potatoes!

And so this guy from P.E.I. they used to call "Potato";
He's Got two boys and a little girl- two spuds and one Tomato;
They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry,
The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country.

Baked sized french fries, how they love Tomatoes;
So dress 'em up with Heinz Ketchup-
Ketchup loves Potatoes!
Ketchup loves Potatoes!