Lyrics:

(to the tune of AC/CD - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)

If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)