Lyrics:

i fell in love for two hours tonight alone in the dark by projector's light my heart skipped a beat when she entered the scene i fell in love with the girl on the screen catholic school girl eyes and a licorice smile her grace nearly knocked me out into the aisle but i'm no one and she's amazing when she held him close during her love scene i tried to imagine she was kissing me i nearly died when it all came apart how could he go and break her heart i fell in love for two hours tonight just me and kate by projector's light she's perfection i'm fat and lazy i fell in love for two hours tonight alone in the dark by projector's light my heart skipped a beat when she entered the scene i fell in love with the girl on the screen just me and kate for two hours tonight we'll orbit the earth like a satellite i'm cary grant she's sophia loren