Lyrics:

Your face your black beret
Headline news today
Your foot in history planted firmly into place
With your blue dress stain
You shouldn't have trusted that Linda bitch
She tapped into your phone
Then she lied, then she cried
Then got a facelift
Kink and bizarre
Insert cigar
Behind his desk
You lifted up your dress
Got tangled up and blew
JFK had Marilyn
Wasn't that the same?
But she was a movie star and you were Jenny Craig
Bubbly and overweight
To Barbara Walters you finally spoke
And we got to hear your side
You were sweet but so naive
And you like Tom Green
Kink and bizarre
Insert cigar
Behind his desk
You lifted up your dress
Got tangled up and blew