Lyrics:

your face your black beret headline news today your foot in history planted firmly into place with your blue dress stain you shouldn't have trusted that linda bitch she tapped into your phone then she lied then she cried then got a facelift kink and bizarre insert cigar behind his desk you lifted up your dress got tangled up and blew jfk had marilyn wasn't that the same but she was a movie star and you were jenny craig bubbly and overweight to barbara walters you finally spoke and we got to hear your side you were sweet but so naive and you like tom green kink and bizarre insert cigar behind his desk you lifted up your dress got tangled up and blew