You piss me off, you drive me nuts You drink my beer and you always smoke my butts You owe me money, you owe me big You washed up nothing, you slob, you pig Don't say you know me. don't say we've met You squirmy worm. why don't you pay beck all your debts? You're always sorry, but then you're back Bleed me dry until I die, I'II have a heart attack They warned me, but I never heard You always take advantage of me I told you to settle the score But you think your lunches are free You used to work to earn your keep But you always called in sick And now you spend the day asleep I'm not your mom, I'm not your dad I'm not a genius but I know when I've been had I want my cash and you expunge My money is the water and you wanna be the sponge You never change, but then again You've always been a loser but you're also my best friend