Lyrics:

FRANK: How'd you do? I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down because when you knocked, he thought you were the candyman Don't get strung up, by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From transexual Transylvania Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal, we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie BRAD: I'm glad we caught you at home. Could we use your phone? We're