Lyrics:

Zidler: Spectacular, Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can't describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment Returns are fixed at ten percent You must agree, that's excellent And on top of your fee All: You'll be involved artisticly.... Chorus: So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years Various: Elephants! Bohemians! Indians! and courtesans! Acrobats! and juggling bears! exotic girls! fire eaters! Muscle men, contortionists Intrigue, danger, Tolouse:and romance All:Electric lights, machinery Oh, the electricity! So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty... years.... Spectacular, Spectacular No words in the vernacular Can describe this great event You'll be dumb with wonderment The hills are alive, with the sound of music So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years So exciting The audience will stomp and cheer So delighting It will run for fifty years Duke: Yes, but what happens in the end? Christian: *cough* The courtesan and sitarman are pulled apart by an evil plan Satine: But in the end she hears his song Christi