Lyrics:

I Got A Girl Named Bony Moronie.
she's As Skinny As A Stick Of Macaroni.
ought To See Her Rock And Roll With Her Blue Jeans On.
she's Not Very Fat, Just Skin And Bone.
but I Love Her And She Loves Me.
we're All Happy Now As We Can Be.
making Love Underneath The Apple Tree.

well, I Told Her Mama And Her Papa Too
just Exactly What I Want To Do.
i Want To Get Married On A Night In June,
and Rock And Roll By The Light Of The Silvery Moon.
'cause I Love Her And She Loves Me,
we're All Happy Now As We Can Be.
making Love Underneath The Apple Tree.

she's My One And Only, She's My Heart's Desire.
she's A Real Upsetter, She's A Real Live Wire.
everybody Turns When My Baby Goes By.
she's Something To See, She Really Catches The Eye.
i Love Her And She Loves Me,
we're All Happy Now, As We Can Be.
making Love Underneath The Apple Tree.