Lyrics:

In Yukatan, Or In Some Country Like It.
there Went A Man, He Was A Crazy Mystic.
and In The Sky He Saw A Way,
he Heard A Voice Singin' A Song
all About It.
he Saw The Path, It Made Him Laugh...
no Ego Fuss-So Obvious-Who Could Doubt It
he Giggled And Laughed All Day...
wuz Nothing That He Could Say...
what More Can I Tell You

'bout The Mad Monk He Don't Shake No Tit
just Him And The One Love That's It
mad Monk He's A Dancing Soul
don't Need No Guru To Take Control
lafta Yoga Show Me The Way
lafta Yoga Show Me The Way
lafta Yoga Make Me My Day

don't Gimmee That Olde Time Religion
no Lucifer No Moral Correction
no Denomination, No Confusion, No Persuasion,
no Holy Roller Bogeyman No Way
if You Want Direction, You Better Listen To
the Inner Tuition, Get On An Inner Mission
whatcha Doin' In The Sin Bin Hey
havin' More Fun Than Anyone Ain'tcha
and You Think You, Re Dabblin With Danger Don'tcha
but If Ya Listen To The Mad Monk
you Know What He, Ll Tell Yoo
whatever Turns You On Can Be Your Teacher
but Only If You Want It Bad, You Gotta Be Mad
you Must Have Had A Proper Gutful Of Propaganda
to Under-Overstand What The Mad Monk Means
when He Hits You With The Lafta Yoga...
you Wanna Know What Lafta Yoga Is
erhh Herh Herh Ha Ha Ha Hahhahhahhaa... Whooh Hooh Hah
whooh Hoo Haah Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Ha

back In Mississippi, Back In The Bible Belt...
a Mystic Walter Mitty, But One Who Was Free Of Guilt
him An, 'is One Love, He Who Would Shake No Tit
the Klu Klux Klan Might Turn Him Into Tuna Melt
lafta Yoga Show Me The Way
lafta Yoga Make Me My Day
yeah