Lyrics:

Herman
Herman
Herman isn't happy
Herman isn't well
Herman is an albino
Not that you could tell
Herman
Herman
Herman is dirty
Herman is cold
Herman is thirty and
Wishes he was old
But he isn't
Herman has a trailer
On top of it is grass
He filled the inside up with dirt
And made the sides of glass
He lets you climb the steps
Up to the top for free
And look down through a little hole
Above his old TV
But if you want some more
You pay to go inside
The tent that goes around the trailer
In which Herman hides
Herman plays piano
When no one is around
He has an upright baby Steinway
Underneath the ground