Lyrics:

Why does a missile look like a cock?
Why is the world so fucked up?
Why can't love turn out to be true?
Show me a man who's not just a Stooge

Well, it's a crazy, crazy world we live in
It's a crazy, crazy world we live in
Well, it's a crazy, crazy world we live in
It's a crazy, crazy world we live in

How come the blind never see the light?
How come the voices are always on time?
Why can't love turn out to be true?
Show me a woman who's not just a Stooge

Well, it's a crazy, crazy world we live in
It's a crazy, crazy world we live in
Well, it's a crazy, crazy world we live in
It's a crazy, crazy world we live in

How come a missile never ever stops?
How come the world so messed up?
Why can't love turn out to be true?
Show me a man who's not just a Stooge

Well, it's a c-crazy world we live in
It’s a crazy world we live in
It's a crazy, crazy world we live in
Crazy, crazy world we live in
Whoa!

It's a crazy, crazy world we live in
Well it's a crazy world we live in
Well it's a crazy, crazy world we live in
Well it's a crazy world we live in