Lyrics:

I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl
Why?

I wish I was a girl so I'd see more tits
I wish I could jack by dipping in a pit
I only have a dick that's quite hairy
My ass is too, that's kinda scary

I wish I was a girl
I wish I was a girl

I don't care about the blood; I don't care about the pain
'Cause being a girl's the only thing that's on my brain
Being a guy can be really boring
And cross-dressing just isn't my thing

I wish I was a girl
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets

But if I was a girl I couldn't drive no more
'Cause I couldn't tell the difference between the clutch and the door
I'd get mood swings and I'd have to shave my pits
But I wouldn't really care 'cause I would have massive tits
I wouldn't have to put up with erections all the time
I'd get a better job when performing sixty-nine
'Cause being a girl would be so cool
'Cause when you cum you don't leave a pool

I wish I was a girl
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets

Mother
Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl?
Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl?
Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl?
Why wasn't I a girl? Why wasn't I a girl? Why?

Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets
Some people think I might be gay
But I don't swing the other way
I just wanna be a girl so damn much
To feel my clit as it gets