Lyrics:

Cancer
Joe Jackson

{Refrain}
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer

Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file

Don't work hard
Don't play hard
Don't plan for the graveyard
Remember

{Refrain}

Don't work by night
Don't sleep by day
You'll feel all right
But you will pay

No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember

{Refrain}

No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember

{Refrain twice