Lyrics:

Ah, something's wrong with Gertrude
Ah, she don't like the attitude
Her other knows she can't understand
If you touch her, she will burn your hand
Ah, something's gotten into her
Ah, now she doesn't want my help
Ah, she thinks I only love myself
You know I can't understand
Nobody's gonna hold my hand
Ah, something's gotten into her
Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks
Your bad taste can't do the trick
So where's the cops? Face down
Miss that beat
Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks
Your bad taste can't do the trick
So where's the cops? Face down
Miss that beat
Miss that beat
Alright, yeah
Ah, I need a second to relax
Ah, a flag to fly and win you fast
And if you try to force her to be King
She ain't never gonna be your Queen

Ah, something's gotten into her
Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks
Your bad taste can't do the trick
So where's the cops? Face down
I miss that beat
Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks
Your bad taste can't do the trick
So where's the cops? Face down
Miss that beat
Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks
Your bad taste can't do the trick
So where's the cops? Face down
Miss that beat
Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks
Your bad taste can't do the trick
So where's the cops? Face down
Miss that beat
You don't miss that beat
You don't miss that beat
You don't miss that beat
You don't miss that-