Well me and all of my buddies We spend most all our time With a fishin' pole or in remote control of any Ballgame we can find And all the experts say male bonding Is good for any man But I can testify that even if they're right There's only so much I can stand
I need some female bonding I need a woman's touch You know I like justa hangin' with the boys But this man can only stand so much I want some feminine company I need a heart that's true And girl if you'll bond with me I'll bond with you
Now too much of a good thing Can drive a man insane I got nothin' against my buddies No and I sure hate to complain But male bonding ain't worth nothin' On a lonesome summer night I might even trade my bass boat For a woman that'll treat me right
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I said girl if you'll bond with me Little girl if you'll bond with me