Lyrics:

[The Grouch]
You aint artsier than me
Cuz you got sideburns and a vintage tee
I said you aint artiser than me
Cuz you pluck a guitar, that aint fuckin bizarre
You aint artsier than me
Cuz you live in Los Feliz, bitch you aint Jesus
You aint artsier than me
I got a colorful vocab, watch the low jab


So what youre vegan?
It shows in your presence, you be geekin
And you been seekin the same light
Speakin of game like the enemy, hang tight
I got a tail about 6 foot 1 by infinity
Full of sun, rain potential energy
All you saw were the K-Swiss
Clean, crisp, creased jeans means this
So you thought and dipped
My walks hip, thoughts; hipper
unzip the zipper
No I dont wear hemp or drink liquor
And that dont make me the man, just a little bit sicker
Spit kicker with an eye for the big dipper
From an island cliff emerges a loud whisper
And Im proud of this, its my art
You doin yoga just to look the part.

You aint artsier than me
Cuz you chop up breaks and you dig in the crates
You aint artsier than me
You just a trendy lesbian, dreadlock thespian
You aint artsier than me
Cuz you make weed brownies and knit wool hats
You aint artsier than me
You pseudo-elitist old-school sap

Dont let an 808 scare ya
Shake stripes off your shirt and clear the whole area
Im a humanoid too
and if youre cool with me then Ill look past the void in you
instead of through
Im down with VWs and flossed-out caddys on 22s too.
I bang for good
Fools, kill for nothin
I build for somethin
Family and peace
Hand me the piece
Ill hit it, Im social
Hear my opinion
Im proud, Im vocal
Local in a foreign place
More digital than dusty
but trust me, I be tourin space
You be whorin at a comfortable pace
You be skippin a chore to jump in a race
I be bumpin my bass like you collect comics
Im not weird, Im honest

You aint artsier than me
Cuz you only read books, dont watch T.V.
You aint artsier than me
Cuz you shop at Whole Foods in open-toed shoes
You aint artsier than me
Cuz you speak real soft and drink Chai tea
You aint artsier than me
I recycle too, Im kinda like you

I just look cleaner, grown demeanor
Wear deodorant, registered voter
And a tree hugger too
Not in these clothes
Me lova you but its gotta be both ways
Most days Im earthy, stay grounded
Often its a paper chase, Im well-rounded
Straight to face, townish
its all boundless
I make it sound universally dope
Overcome adversity, reshape the worst of me
Do it for the love and release it commercially
Like a blockbuster started at Sundance
Cant stop man you only get one chance
Presentation is key, hesitation aint see
Innovation is my A-R-T
Dedication is free, occupation is me
Innovation is my A-R-T

You aint artsier than me
Cuz you drive a hybrid and carpool with three
You aint artsier than me
Cuz you a 16th Mexican, you aint ethnic
And you aint artsier than me
You just a broke ass poet with the same old cadence
You aint artsier than me
We was conscious first, welcome to Earth