Lyrics:

Doe, a deer that Nugent shot
Ray, a fish that's really flat
Me, the guy who's always getting fucked
Fa, the ride to our next gig
So, it means I'm not impressed
La, a place where we record
Ti, HC, it's found in pot
Dough is what I never seem to have

Mother Goose was never here
Father Christmas was a drunk
Easter Bunny well done tasted good
Peter Pan hung out with fairies
Tinker Bell got blown away
And Mary Poppins OD'd on Quaaludes

Yo, a word to call my friends
Hey, it's how I say hello
Skeeve, the guy who drives your bus
Ma, the one who sleeps with Dad
Bone, a spliff I roll myself
Pa, the guy who whips your ass
Dis, a bust on someone else
Dough is what I never seem to have

Mother Goose was never here
Father Christmas was a drunk
Easter Bunny well done tasted good
Peter Pan hung out with fairies
Tinker Bell got blown away
And Mary Poppins OD'd on Quaaludes

Ho, a bitch who takes your cash
Spray is what I did to her
Heave is when I vomit up
Car, a way to get around

You fuck with me, huh?
You fucking weak asshole
Dickhead, cocksucker
You fucking come on
Come fuck with me
I'll kick your ass, you jerk
Ah, you fuckhead motherfucker
Fuck all you and your family
Come on, you cocksucker
Slime-fucking shitface dirtball
Come on, you asshole!

Bro, a guy who lends you cash
Lay, it ain't just lying down
Pee, a way to skip out on your class
Bra, this thing that you unsnap
No, the word you never want to hear
Nah, it's how you say 'no way'
Free, the price that nothing ever is
Dough is what I never seem to have

Mother Goose was never here
Father Christmas was a drunk
Easter Bunny well done tasted good
Peter Pan hung out with fairies
Tinker Bell got blown away
And Mary Poppins OD'd on Quaaludes

Tow, a truck for when your car's gone down
Rahs, the girls who do the jocks
Tee, a place to put your balls
Grow my hair until I drop