Lyrics:

Doe, a deer thut Nugent shot Ray, a fish that's flat Me, the guy who's always getting fucked Fa, the ride to our next gig So, it means I'm not impressed La, a place where we record Ti, H C it's found in pot Dough is what I never seem to have Mother Goose was never here Father Christmas was a drunk Easter Bunny well done tasted good Peter Pan hung out with fairies Tinkerbell got blown away Mary Poppins O.D.'d on Quaaludes Yo, a word to call my friends Hey, it's how I say hello Skeeve, the guy who drives your bus Ma, the one who sleeps with dad Bone, a spliff I roll myself Pa, the guy who whips your ass Dis, a bust on someone else Dough is what I never seem to have Mother Goose was never here Father Christmas was a drunk Easter Bunny well done tasted good Peter Pan hung out with fairies Tinkerbell got blown away Mary Poppins O.D.'d on Quaaludes Ho, a bitch who takes your cash Spray is what I did to her Heave, is when I vomit up Car, a way to get around [Spoken] You fuck me huh? You fucking weak asshole dickhead cocksucker You fucking come on Come fuck with me I'll kick your ass you jerk You fuckhead motherfucker, fuck all you and your family Come on you cocksucker slime-fucking shitface dirtball COME ON YOU ASSHOLE! Bro, a guy who lends you cash Lay, it ain't just down Pee, a way to skip out on your class Bra this thing that you unsnap No, the word you never want to hear Nah, it's how you say no way Free, the price that nothing ever is Dough is what I never seem to have Morther Goose was never here Father Christmas was a drunk Easter Bunny wel