Lyrics:

13 Miles appears as a bonus track from The Mark, Tom, and Travis Show.
I got nothin' to say!
Hey! He's okay!
You're okay, man, you're swell
I'm alright
I fell down quiet some amp, and then– I'm okay
Hey, um, we wanna take a couple minutes and thank every single one of you by name
And I'll start with you; what's your name? (Jessie!)
Okay, thanks, girl, just wanna say thank you
What's your name?
Alright, hold on a second
We're startin' all over
Thank you, Will *chuckles*
Hey, uhhhh, how about I grab a guitar, and, uh, I'll feel some boobies?
Boobies! Boobies!

13 miles down the road, lives a young boy
He's got jet black hair and blue-green eyes
And he's mine
And every now and then, he and I
Would sit together on the porch
And I take off his pants
And I fuck him from behind

And I love him for his heart and soul
And I love his wrinkled scrotum too

So, if you see us passin' by
On some dreary rainy day
Take a look at the young boy
And his naked asshole
(Now, that's a hit!)