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on a tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room and said get the fuck up outta bed and get a god damn job so i told her hey hey fuck you mom and I threw the phone at her head but i missed and hit her in the snatch so I slammed the door in her face don't ever barge in my room or I'll kick your ass and call the cops and tell them im abused and you'll wind up in jail while i snowboard in vail no one to post your bail cuz daddy loves me more he says that your a You're worthless you're lazy you're stupid a little over weight now give me $20 mommy your so worthless you're lazy you're stupid a little over weight now give me $20 no make it 50..bucks now mom writes me letter I write return to sender let her rot there in her cell I watched the dogs mate on her bed sorry mom i had to pawn the china silver and all your jewlery I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you you're lazy you're stupid a little over weight now give me $20 bucks mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid a little over weight now give me $20 bucks no make it $50 no make it $60 no make it 75 why don't you just give me your whole god damn purse i hope your having fun rotting in jail maybe i'll come visit you nah enjoy your stretch in jail