Lyrics:

Hey There Mr.Marlboro Man

What you gonna do

when there's nobody left

but yer smoke choking self to abuse



Hey There Mr.C.E.O. Man

who you gonna be

When yer daughter and me

hop the first cheap flight to Fiji or Paris



There you go telling me how I feel again

There you go telling me what you need again

There you go telling me how to be again

Just like you, Ain't it true



Just like that nasty King Kong

Cock strong and half a block long

There weren't nothin' as strong

As the song that I wrote when you dissed me



Hey There Mr.Fraternity Boy

whatcha gonna say

When its time to admit

to yer family 'n' shit

That yer gay, anyway



Hey There, Mr.Head-in-the-clouds

You know what I found

Got the tape of the rape

and you ask how I found

How profound, pass around



CHORUS



And everythings alright

Leave it alone tonight

Everythings ok

Just tell yer Mom yer gay