Lyrics:

Once in a dream
I was a candy machine
And all of my friends
I covered with chocolate ice cream
And jelly beans

When I awoke, nobody spoke
Everyone was frozen

I took them upstairs
And put them in my Frigidaire
Along with the dreams
And things I keep in my Tupperware
Then I went back downstairs

Thinking of when I would thaw out my friends
I decided never

Now that I'm old
And covered with mold
I'm thinking of things
Like frozen friends and jelly beans
And the candy machine

La da da da...
Aren't you glad you're not my friend