Lyrics:

Let me be your salty dog
I don't wanna be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

Down in the wildwood,
Sittin on the log
My finger on a trigger
And my eye on a hog

Honey let me be your salty dog

I pulled the trigger
And the gun went blam
And I got splattered
With bits of ham

Honey let me be your salty dog
When God made a woman,
He made her mighty funny
Made her lips
Taste just like honey

Honey let me be your salty dog
I'm so glad the world's round lika a ball
There's enough pretty women here for us all
Honey let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
I don't wanna be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

Let me be your salty dog
I don't wanna be your man at all
Honey let me be your salty dog

[Tag] O come on now
Let me be your salty dog