Lyrics:

I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it 'D-M-V'
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited, and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw a chimpanzee
Call it pointless

When I need relief, I spell it 'T-H-C'
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy
Call it pointless
Pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV
Call it pointless
Pointless

I've been to Hell, I spell it, I spell it 'D-M-V'
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers, I'd screw that chimpanzee
Call it pointless
Pointless
Pointless