Lyrics:

Dear penis I don't think I like you any more you use to watch me shave now all you do is stare at the floor oh dear penis I dont like you anymoe it use to be u and me a paper towel and a dirty magazine that's all we needed to get by now it seems things have changed and I think your the one to blame dear penis I dont like you anymore he says dear Rodney I dont think I like you any more cause when you get to drinkin you put me places I've never been before dear Rodney I don't like you anymore why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship come to terms to truly how we feel if we put our heads together we'ed just stay home forever dear penis I think I like you afterall o and Rodney while your shaving shave my balls