Lyrics:

Who do you think you're kidding? They're not staring at you Your ego's bigger than Jesus They don't care about you Cosmetic Dog Why do you want to demean me? I've done nothing to you You seem to want something from me You're not getting it though Cosmetic Dog How come you're always so nasty? You'll get nowhere like that Behind you, everyone's laughing Your attitude's grown so fat Cosmetic Dog 1st verse repeated Cosmetic Dog x 3