Lyrics:

My funny valentine
My sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks, they are laughable, baby
They're un-photographable
But still, still you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak, baby, are you smart?
Are you smart?
Please, don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay my funny valentine, stay
Each day is my Valentine's Day