Lyrics:

(Rogers-Hart) My funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine, You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable, they're un-photographable, But still, still you're my favorite work of art. Is your figure less than Greek? Is your mouth a little weak? When you open it to speak, baby, are you smart? Please, don't change a hair for me Not if you care for me Stay my funny valentine, stay Each day is my Valentine's Day