Lyrics:

I'm Ready... Ready As Anybody Can Be
i'm Ready... Ready As Anybody Can Be
now I'm Ready For You
i Hope You're Ready For Me
i Got An Axe Handle Pistol On A Graveyard Frame
that Shoot Tombstone Bullets... Wearin' Balls And Chain
i'm Drinkin' Tnt... I'm Smokin' Dynamite
i Hope Some Screwball Start A Fight
'cause I'm Ready... Ready As Anybody Can Be
i'm Ready For You... I Hope You're Ready For Me

all You Pretty Little Chicks With Your Pretty Little Hair
i Know You Feels Like I Ain't Nowhere
but Stop What Your Doin' Baby Come Overhere
i'll Prove To You Baby... That I Ain't No Square
because I'm Ready... Ready As Anybody Can Be
now I'm Ready For You... I Hope You're Ready For Me

i Been Drinkin' Gin Like Never Before
i Feel So Good... I Want You To Know
one More Drink... I Wish You Would
i Takes A Whole Lotta Lovin' To Make Me Feel Good
'cause I'm Ready... Ready As Anybody Can Be
now I'm Ready For You... I Hope You're Ready For Me