Lyrics:

[LOLA & WELCH]
Ugh!
Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
Who's got the pain when they go "Ugh"?
Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
I dunno who-do you?

Who needs a pill when they do the mambo?
Who needs a pill when they go "Ugh"?
Who needs a pill when they do the mambo?
I dunno who-do you?

Someone must be sick with the heat?
Or steppin' in everyone's feet?
But if everyone's feelin' O.K.
Why don't they just say "Olay"?
When the music carries then away! "Ugh!"?

Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
Who's got the pain when they go "Ugh"?
Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
I dunno who-do you?

Is there a doctor in the house?
Is there a doctor in the house?
Is there a doctor in the house?
Point him out,
For there is an element of doubt-as to
Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
Who's got the pain when they go "Ugh"?
Who's got the pain when they do the mambo?
I dunno who-do you?