Lyrics:

how fucking romantic all the stars are out twinkling twinkling twinkling and fluttering about what a tacky sunset what a vulgar moon play another charming rogers and hart tune how fucking romantic must we really waltz? drag another cliche howling from the vaults love you obviously like you really care even though you treat me like a dancing bear toss your bear a goldfish as he cycles by don't forget to feed your bear or it'll die