Lyrics:

Welcome
Yeah, do something like that
Do the, uh, like, right, uh, in between that
A little scarier? More Dracula?
Welcome!
What? To Dracula's lair?
Welcome, to Hotel Diablo! I am your baggage claim man
Wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula
How may I suck your tits fa- I mean take your bags. Hello
-Dracula is that you?
Ah-haha, you caught me. Yes, it's-
Lemme do, lemme do a run of that, hold on
Fuck that
It's not funny