Lyrics:

hard to be a girl. so nice to be a boy. in my room at night. not a pretty site. here's an empty kiss marching to the rhythm of the pay roll. i can be a good boy too, just let me out of the stable. sausages and eggs, and hot and sour soup. thank me for your time, cause i can be as bad as you. hard to be a girl. thats what the oracle told me, i dont care what she says, i assume its best to be lonely.