Wally's getting' anxious thinkin' 'bout tonight Bruce is all spiffy lookin' wicked lookin' right Eddie's getting' spruced And donna's getting' loose Theyre passin' round the bottle And they're gettin' good and juiced B.g.'s winin' dinin' checkin' talent at the club Skippers hauntin' second lookin' forward to his rub The busters from the country And the hitters from the shop Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop
Someone bring the records Someone get the brew Someone get a house Buddy we'll know what to do Someone tell the ladies Someone make a deal If we can't find a house Then someone better find a field
Grass is good as carpet Anyplace is fine Its time to get to rockin' Babe it's time to make it shine Tell 'em we'll be dancin' Dancin' till we drop It's time to get down and do the horizontal bop
Theyre fillin' up the corners Theyre fillin' up the streets You can feel the tension You can almost feel the heat The music's gettin' louder The beat's gittin' fast Summers finally made it Yeah its finally here at last
The pony cars are cruisin' on woodward avenue Go and try to pass'em They'll smoke you if you do The whole town's shakin' from the bottom to the top Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop The busters from the country And the hitters from the shop Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop Tell 'em we'll be dancin' Dancin' till we drop Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop