Lyrics:

Till death do us part

Was what she told that preacher man

Now she says this ain't worth dying for

She's had all she can stand



She's boxed up momma's china

It's loaded on the truck

She just got started packing

And I'm thinking this could suck



Now there goes my lazy-boy

My flat-top guitar

Here comes her big sister

What's she doing in my car



As they drive off to the city

I just wave

From the top of my lungs

I hope she heard me say



You ain't leaving Thank God are you

You can't be gone fast enough

What seemed to take a lifetime

Just left in a cloud of dust

This will make my girlfriend happy

She's the one who never thought you would

You ain't leaving Thank God are you

Let us pray you're gone for good



She forgot her new laptop

So I know she'll be back

I'll have a hot tub full of hotties

Icing down a 24-pack



She'll cuss me like a sailor

But I don't care

I'll have a few choice words

When I come up for air



You ain't leaving Thank God are you

You can't be gone fast enough

What seemed to take a lifetime

Just left in a cloud of dust

This will make my girlfriend happy

She's the one who never thought you would

You ain't leaving Thank God are you

Let us pray you're gone for good



You ain't leaving Thank God are you

Let us pray you're gone for good



Adios