Lyrics:

Dear Mrs. Applebee
I've got to get something off my chest, Mrs. Applebee
You've got the wrong idea about me, Mrs. Applebee

You told Marie she couldn't go
With me because you heard that I was bad

Mrs. Applebee, please hear my plea
Don't you know that anyone can change, Mrs. Applebee
And for Marie I'd even swim the sea, Mrs. Applebee

I'm begging you to please be kind
I want a chance to change your mind about me, Mrs. Applebee

Dear Mrs. Applebee
I know that I once made some bad mistakes, Mrs. Applebee
But that was long before I loved Marie, Mrs. Applebee

I'll make you glad as you can be
And you'll be proud to see Marie with me
Mrs. Applebee
Mrs. Applebee
Mrs. Applebee
Mrs. Applebee